For too long this country has been torn apart by dumb shit. Uhmerica’s priorities are all out of whack. We out here fighting over oat milk, and we ain’t even made Snakes on a Plane 2 yet. It’s ok though – President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho has come back in time to save us all. He’s gonna fix all that broken-ass shit now, so it ain’t fucked up later. Camacho’s got you.