Allow me to set the scene for you. It’s 12:31 on a Thursday night – Friday morning if you want to get technical – and you’re browsing Twitter in bed as one does. Bleak news story here. A bad thing a politician did. Someone mocking your favorite movie. Not a great night. Then suddenly you see a glimmer in the muck. An Australian film critic took a picture in a gas station.

Suddenly the whole world changes. You can never unknown what you have just learned.

Blue Space Doritos Exist.

Humanstein has a humorous review of these chips, though paradoxically he keeps calling them blue, where I can plainly see that they’re green.

Buy them from Amazon and let me know what color your poop is after you eat the whole bag in one sitting.

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