Forget hokey religions, ancient weapons, or midi-chlorians — the French have finally bottled up the essence of the Force!
Well, sort of. Centel’s new “Le Parfum Des Jedi” — that’s Jedi cologne to the rest of us — comes bottled in a container loosely resembling a lightsaber blade and includes a bonus watch for keeping your Jedi business on the tick. A few spritzes should be a great way to become strong with the Force — just not too strong, though.
— StarWars.com | Cologne Wars