Tagged:Humor Related Movie: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
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Ever wondered what would happen if you took your favorite Star Wars characters, sculpted them as white marble Beethoven style busts, then shrank them down into detailed capsule toys? Neither have we, but apparently someone at Bandai Japan wondered, and the result is what you see here. Collect all five models including Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca, Han Solo, and Darth Vader. If you get really lucky you might even receive the secret figure.
Poker babes that are out of this world
We geeks don’t stop until we know it all. So if you’ve been playing poker with the same people for a while, you learn their tells. John always rubs his right eye when he’s got pocket aces, Mike always blinks uncontrollably when he’s bluffing, Timmy always gnaws on his tail when he’s got a straight. This makes for very boring poker, since you can read everyone like a book.
Add the Ladies of Star Wars Playing Cards to the mix and suddenly, the game is more interesting again. Does Mike have a great hand or is he just staring into the eyes of a Twi’lek dancing girl? Is John not folding because he has a great hand or because he can’t bear the thought of throwing away Senator Amidala? And Timmy… well, he’s still gnawing on his tail, but we’re not sure what that means. Let’s just call.
* Poker-sized playing card deck with photos of the babes of Star Wars
* Durable, quality, brightly colored cards
* 55 unique images (52 cards, 3 jokers)
* All your favorite ladies: humanoid and alien races
* The iconic Slave Leia is the Queen of Hearts, naturally
* Eye candy makes for interesting issues bluffing during poker games – beware!
Yeah, that’s a bed designed to look like the millennium Falcon, which is awesome. What ISN’T awesome though, is that they put Jar Jar in the cockpit. WTF guys, that isn’t even cool.no comments