Card player. Gambler. Scoundrel. You’ll like him!

You’ve rubbed fashionably-clothed elbows with with some of the most notorious bounty hunters, outlaws and gangsters in the galaxy, all the while maintaining your sophisticated appetites and an unquestionably cool style all your own. Because a suave pirate-turned-respectable businessman deserves the best the galaxy has to offer – in surroundings, in belongings … and most certainly in female companionship.

Classy and stylish, Eau Lando Cologne by Genki Wear is a potent mix of mandarin warmed with incense and lotus flower, exotic woods, dark violet and sensuous musk.

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Chains cannot restrain your smoldering sensuality – even when the most despicable scum in the galaxy surround you. Whether you're on a daring rescue mission or are being held captive by a nefarious slug/gangster, your regal bearing lets the world know that despite appearances, you’re no one’s servant.

Fearless and inventive, Slave Leia Perfume by Genki Wear includes floral top notes of white peach, lily, bergamot, heliotrope, and raspberry that dry down to a warm sultry mix of cashmere woods, musk, and night-blooming jasmine.

Slave Leia Perfume – More powerful than a thermal detonator yet more comfortable than a metal bikini.

Product Number: GNK10004

Shipping Weight: 1.05 pounds

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SULU for men is the perfect cologne for the man who does everything, whether that's cataloging exotic plants, collecting antique firearms, or piloting ancient helicopters and advanced starships.

It's more than just choosing to live your life with style; SULU dives straight to the soul and allows you to release your own intergalactic Man of Mystery. That jaunty, fearless swashbuckler of a man who, whether the's wielding a rapier in a swordfight or commanding the helm of a Constitution-class starship, is always ready for action.

SULU Pour Homme. Oh my!

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Diesel's hoping you'll splash a little of this beneath your breastplate before donning your armor (or climbing into your office cubicle, whatever the case may be) in celebration of “the season's most daring, fearless, courageous hero.”

And, with any luck, the scent (which remains unchanged), with its “top notes of lemon blossom, mandarin and coriander leaves, a heart of labdanum, black rose and lavender, and a dry down of amber, tolu wood and ebony wood” will find olfactory favor with Pepper Potts over in accounting.

via Oil And Antifreeze: New ‘Iron Man’ Cologne – Geekologie.

yes, I realize that the product just might be fake, but dammit it’s funny, so laugh!

thanks to Topless Robot!